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If we're going to have fun,
we've got to be serious about it
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BREAKING NEWS :
In an attempt to thwart the spread of
bird flu,
George W. Bush has bombed
the Canary Islands.
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"From the moment I
picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it."
- Groucho [Julius Henry] Marx (1890 - 1977)
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Ccomputer
Sex
A pastor, who was previously a sailor, was very aware that
ships are addressed as "she" and "her". He often wondered what gender computers
should be addressed as. To answer that question, he set up two groups of
computer experts. The first was composed of women, and the second of men.
Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the
feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons for
their recommendation.
The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the
masculine gender because:
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they are the problem.
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a
little longer you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand concluded that computers should be referred to in the
feminine gender because:
No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
later retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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Hairy Kiwi: Death by fruit
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Something unusual.
Easily offended?
Don't 
On the pop-up window for the File
Download; just click "OPEN" don't worry, it just downloads a little video. Make
sure your sound-system is switched on/
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If it's not nailed down, it's fair game
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